Favourites have to be (alongside David Beckham wearing a Norwich scarf):

“We’re forever reaching finals, reaching finals in Hamburg.
“We’ll be on the beer while they’ll be stuck here
“Watching EastEnders with their old dear
“We’ll be on the Reeperbahn, they’ll still be in Dagenham
“We’re forever reaching finals, reaching finals in Hamburg!”

Fulham fans respond to West Ham’s ‘Bubbles’ chant.

and

“Oh Big Brede (Hangeland), Whoah big Brede (Hangeland), He jumps so high (Hangeland), You know that’s no lie (Hangeland), He’s so rock steady (Hangeland), When you see him on telly (Hangeland), Oh Big Brede (Hangeland), Whoah big Brede (Hangelaaaaaand).”

Fulham’s tribute to giant Norwegian Brede Hangeland - to the tune of Ram Jam’s Black Betty.